i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Even my vagina gasped.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
