after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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