I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
tell me about the fingering
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