Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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