So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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