He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well I just put wine in my tea
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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