I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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