Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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