Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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