this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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