Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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