found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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