Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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