so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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