May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
