and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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