So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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