She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i think i just naturally attract stoners
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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