By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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