Little spoons don't ask big questions
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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