I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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