your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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