Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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