Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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