Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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