Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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