Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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