Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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