Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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