O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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