saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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