Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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