So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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