Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
