I'm eating all of the evidence.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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