im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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