she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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