They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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