Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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