I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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