The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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