Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Your tits are I can't wait for
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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