I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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