the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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