it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize