Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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