i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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