i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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