I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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