I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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