ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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