glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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