I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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