Plan B is the new Plan A
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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