you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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