Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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