operation harelip BJ is a go
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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